Nec possum tecum vivere, nec sine te. 
I can live neither with you, nor without you. - Martial, Epigrams XII, 47

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July 23 2014

“Wow you really saved me down there! You know, you’re an incredible airbender.”

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July 23 2014
July 23 2014
Guy on train: 

I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.


Me: 

*turns up music*


Guy: 

I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!


Me: 

*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.


Guy: 

Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?


Me: 


Guy: 

Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?


Lady by door: 

Hey. Leave her alone.


Guy: 

Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.


Lady: 

*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?


Me: 

Fine. Just wish he'd go away.


Lady cop: 

I can make that happen.


Guy: 

Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!


Lady cop: 

And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.


Entire train: 

*applauds*


sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

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meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

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July 23 2014

The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.

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July 23 2014

red3blog:

Anthony Mackie as Captain America, Sam Wilson

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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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July 23 2014

RAMI KADI Un Souffle d’Orient Collection

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July 23 2014